The Krusty Kooch Chronicles - Season 1

 Season 1

Squidward Busts a Nut

- Hawaiian Train - Victor Cavini (Title card) [Full season release only]

- The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - Chelmsford Folk Band (First half)

- Action Cut A - Gregor F. Narholz (Squidward struggles to refrain from nutting)

- Lonely Heart's Club A - David Bell (Plankton invites Squidward to the Nut Bucket)

- Moloka'i Nui A - Kapono Beamer (Ending)

Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni

 

- You're Nice - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield (Title card) [Full season release only]

- Dapper Don - Frank Chacksfield (Opening)

- What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? - Okko Bekker (Mr. Krabs doesn't allow beefaroni)

- Zelle 501 - Gerhard Trede (Squidward desperately needing beefaroni)

- Dramatic Cue (D) - Ronald Hanmer ("I gotta have my beefaroni!")

- 12th St Rag - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield (Squidward runs to get beefaroni)

- The Rake Hornpipe - Robert Alexander White (Ending)

Planktons' Plan C

- Chill Out - The Surfdusters (Title card)

- Eastside Story (A) - Trevor Duncan (Opening)

- Background Blues - Otto Sieben (Plankton gets out Plan C)

- The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - Chelmsford Folk Band (Plankton at the Krusty Krab)

- Whisper from the Past - Gregor F. Narholz (Plankton expresses his feelings for Krabs)

- Fates - Gregor F. Narholz ("I thought we had something special.")

- Stars and Games - Alf Saro (Ending)

Canned Coochie

- Moloka'i Nui A - Kapono Beamer (Title card)

- Bikini Bottom News Theme - Nicolas Carr (News station)

- Stars and Games - Alf Saro (Krabs interview)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (Patrick at the Krusty Krab)

Coochie Salesman

- Cha Cha Nova - Gerhard Narholz [Replaced by "Leslie's Struct" by John Delete] (Title card)

- Me For You - George Callert (Opening)

- Witty Fellow - Gerhard Trede (Patrick goes to Tom's house)

- Grass Skirt Chase - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield (Next scene)

- Dramatic Impact 3 - Ivor Slaney (Mary's mom)

- Tomfoolery - David Snell (Patrick offers her coochie)

- Drowsy Reef - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield (Squidward broke)

Squid Pride

- Popcorn - John Scott (Title card)

- Wooden Bear - Florian Voelxen, Gil Flat, Tony Tape (Opening)

- Zelle 501 - Gerhard Trede ("I gotta get in there or else I'm gonna get my N-word pass revoked.")

- Comic Walk - Sidney Torch (Mr. Krabs helps Squidward)

- Dramatic Cue (D) - Ronald Hanmer (Nasty Patty)

- Hello Blues - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield (Krabs gives Squidward some tests)

- Comic Walk - Sidney Torch (Krabs gives him his final test)

- Big Ed's March - Sam Spence (Squidward proves his homosexuality) 

Boyardee Debacle

- Up She Rises - Sam Spence (Title card)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (Opening)

- Moon Walk - John Fox (Krabs smells something)

- Dramatic Cue (D) - Ronald Hanmer ("Mr. Squidward!")

- What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? - Otto Bekker (Krabs gets mad at Squidward)

- Up She Rises - Sam Spence (Flashback)

- Death Trap - Gregor F. Narholz ("He farted on my balls!")

- Stack of Leis - Kapono Beamer (Krabs gets sad)

- Gator - Steve Belfer (Patrick walks in)

- The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - Chelmsford Folk Band (Ending)

Doctor's Orders

- Island Romance - George de Fretes, Jan Rap (Title card)

- Hawaiian Farewell - George Elliott (Opening)

- Danger Zone - Mike Sunderland (Plays on TV)

- Death in the City - Jack Beaver (Alexa tells Plankton to get some help)

- Wooden Bear - Florian Voelxen, Gil Flat, Tony Tape (At the doctor)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (The Krusty Krab)

- The Dreadnought Tea Clipper (b) - Robert Alexander White (Plankton asks for some canned coochie)

- Hawaiian Farewell - George Elliott (Plankton get sad)

- Bashful Eyes - Kapono Beamer (Plankton gets an idea)

- Strip Tease - David Farnon (Plankton "chumming")

- Tympup A - Sammy Burdson, John Fiddy (Ending)

Krusty Kooch Training Video

- Waltzing Flutes - Gerhard Narholz (Title card)

- Quest for the Best 1 - David Reilly (Opening montage)

- The Wheels of Industry - Robert Sharples ("Welcome aboard!")

- Blow the Man Down (c) - Robert Alexander White ("After the war in Vietnam...")

- The Wheels of Industry - Robert Sharples (The Krusty Kooch opens)

- Screw on the Loose - Tony Lowry (P.U.S.S)

- Hustle and Bustle - Jack Beaver (Sanitation)

- Life or Death - Jack Beaver (Emergency situation)

- Great Achievements - Nick Glennie-Smith (SpongeBob inhales)

To Beef or Not to Beef

- Nostalgic Hawaii - George de Fretes, Jan Rap (Title card)

- Four Ruffles & Flourishes - U.S. Army Military Band (Limo pulls up)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (Squidward tells Krabs about the new guy)

- Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney (Chef Boyardee revealed)

- What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? - Otto Bekker (Squidward explains why Chef's here)

- Witty Fellow - Gerhard Trede (Chef kindly greets Krabs)

- Killer Birds - Gregor F. Narholz (Krabs' rant)

- Kamakani B - Kapono Beamer (Krabs shames Chef for farting on his balls)

- Whisper from the Past - Gregor F. Narholz (Chef explains why he farted on his balls)

- Ocean Man - Ween [Voice-crack mix] (Ending)

Additional Stuff

- Age Of Discovery - Sam Spence (Intro on the full season release)

- Closing Theme 1 - Steve Belfer (Plays in the outro of every video)